Thoughts and memories, a blur of reality

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:00:56 -0400

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sempit-ernal: adolf-in-wonderland: lucylovestigers: laidxout: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:00:52 -0400

adolf-in-wonderland:

lucylovestigers:

laidxout:

COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!!!

OPEN THIS FUCKING PIT UP

so punk rock

sexwithsquidward: “Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:00:44 -0400

sexwithsquidward:

“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads”

hey

instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt

maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully

coolstoryrob: meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: serionsly: voyag...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:00:34 -0400

coolstoryrob:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin:

serionsly:

voyagevisuelle:

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:00:32 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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fyeahschmelpers: Michael Phelps hanging on one of the rafters...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:59:48 -0400

fyeahschmelpers:

Michael Phelps hanging on one of the rafters at the Aqua Zone at the Olympic Trials in Omaha.

Source: USASwimming.org

the-absolute-funniest-posts: This post has been featured on...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:59:45 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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HIS FOOT WORK

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:59:42 -0400

HIS FOOT WORK

Better Names for events:

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:57:06 -0400

swimmer-probs:

50 free: stressful-as-hell-but-not-painful

200 free: is-this-a-sprint-or-what

400 IM: please-kill-me-now

200 breast: i-seriously-can’t-move-my-legs

200 fly: actual-death

1500 free: are-you-fucking-kidding-me

hopeless-swimmer: lane-lines: life right there MY GOOGLES ARE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:57:00 -0400

hopeless-swimmer:

lane-lines:

life right there

MY GOOGLES ARE ON TUMBLR.

my pair in highschool! :D

everythingisdisney: The View From The Grand Californian...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:55:44 -0400

everythingisdisney:

The View From The Grand Californian (Explored) by WJMcIntosh on Flickr.

videoisvideo: There’s a snake in my boot and a CAP IN YOUR ASS

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:55:18 -0400

videoisvideo:

There’s a snake in my boot

and a CAP IN YOUR ASS

thedetectiveconsultant: thedoctorsjawn: [x] “How to coax...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:55:09 -0400

thedetectiveconsultant:

thedoctorsjawn:

[x]

“How to coax Moriarty out of Andrew Scott in under ten seconds.”

sunflowersanddaffodils: kawaiiminx: #leonardo dicaprio was...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:55:01 -0400

sunflowersanddaffodils:

kawaiiminx:

#leonardo dicaprio was GROWN IN A LAB to play Gatsby

yes.

Redheaded Rambles: If media covered America the way we cover foreign cultures

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:54:21 -0400

Redheaded Rambles: If media covered America the way we cover foreign cultures:

dendroica:

jahanzebjz:

Yet another massacre has occurred in the historically war-torn region of the Southern United States – and so soon after the religious festival of Easter.

Brian McConkey, 27, a Christian fundamentalist militiaman living in the formerly occupied territory of…

donechesters: gracelesscas: dean would beg to differ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:54:14 -0400

donechesters:

gracelesscas:

dean would beg to differ you sacrificial little shit

#jesus christ man #benny is just so fucking /good/ #if you hate benny i’m literally going to find you and take a shit on everything you love#because tell me what the fuck this cuddly angel bear has done wrong #he is so fiercely loyal and forgiving and understanding #can you imagine him as part of team free will #he would be the peace maker #everyone else is brooding and shouting and holding grudges or hiding their feelings #benny wouldn’t take any of that shit man he would stay calm and get people to be rational #YOU HAD SO MUCH POTENTIAL I AM JUST SO MAD

gottacatchemall: [via/via]

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:51:50 -0400

gottacatchemall:

[via/via]

thewibblyquibbler: from-james-to-lily: acccionicole: wholmesia...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:51:48 -0400

thewibblyquibbler:

from-james-to-lily:

acccionicole:

wholmesianmisfit:

#GOD DAD I GOT YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHOCOLATE FROG CARD AGAIN. WE GET IT YOU’RE THE BOY WHO LIVED. I JUST WANT A FUCKING LONGBOTTOM.

I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’

bit of a tosser really

500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM

Rebloging for the comments^^

Favorite Films » Pokemon: The First...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:51:45 -0400

Favorite Films » Pokemon: The First Movie (1998)

“I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.”

memewhore: theladyholmes: the-black-widow-has-sherlock: sannap...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:51:33 -0400

memewhore:

theladyholmes:

the-black-widow-has-sherlock:

sannapersikka:

It seems not just a girl got impressed

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

Yes, but the actual way this scene played out is far more damning—

Because Sherlock finishes deducing— and looks at John first. He then turns around and looks at Irene—Which just begs the question—-Sherlock, sweetie, who were you trying to impress in the first place?

I think it straight-up answers the question.