math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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gatsby: and this is crazy
gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
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Jay: Why haven't I heard about this treaty? [a treaty between Earth and aliens]
Kay: You probably have. Didn't you ever see a movie called "The Day the Earth Stood Still"? That was a documentary.
Jay: A warning about atomic bombs hardly counts as a treaty.
Kay: That was all we had at first, but we got a full-fledged treaty after we kicked their butts in the video war.
Jay: Okay, I'll bite, what was the video war?
Kay: Remember the video game craze a few years back? That was a computer simulated interstellar war. Space Invaders - How much more obvious can you get?
Jay: Sounds like a bad Star Trek episode.
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